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Ugly Meter did you even look in the mirror this morning?
When we created the Ugly Meter™ and Ugly Meter Pro™ we never expected it to hit #1 top paid and #3 top grossing in the iTunes app store. We made it as a fun little way to fuck with our friends, it ended up turning into a world wide crazy fest, thanks to a media system that likes to lie and overreact to get peoples attention. Oh also thanks to Howard Stern, who is amazing. Ronnie is a zero.
Oh Shit Look at All That Press
The Ugly Meter takes your picture and then rates you on a scale of 0 - 10. 10 being the ugliest, 0 being very sexy indeed. Ugly Meter Pro verifies over 100 points on your face and gives you a rating from 0 - 100. 100 being a greek god / goddess and 0 being a ronnie.
Howard Stern
Bababooey! That's right, we were on the Howard Stern Show. Read about it here, and here, and here.
The Today Show
It's probably a good thing Al Roker didn't use our Ugly Meter app before his stomach staple surgery. Read about the sillyness here.
Tonight Show
Somehow we were in Jay Leno's monologue. Yeah, I'm not sure how that happened either. But I fear John McCain now wants us dead.
Fox News
Fair and Balanced lol. As lame as Fox News is at least the fake controversy they created got us a shit ton of press and sales.
Daily Mail
The first 'news' site to pick up on our press release. The Daily Mail piece is what started all the crazyballs for our Ugly Meter.
Huffington Post
We like to think that hard hitting journalism like this piece is one of the reasons why AOL made the $300 million purchase of Huffpo.
New York Post
Oh look, yet another news organization picking up on a fake story bringing us even more press and sales. Hizzah!
CBS News
It seems like every news company from CBS to ABC to CNN gave us some love. We <3 you guys too.
MSNBC
MSNBC not wanting to miss out on all the fun was a little late to the game on their reporting. It wasn't because they were doing 'research' though, they ran the same sillyness as the rest of them.